the best way to save money is to act broke

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“act” broke

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Imma keep it a buck, them super extreme close of pics of girls coochie don’t do nothing for me. Need ya to zoom out a bit I’m not ya gynecologist

A lot of women only do the super zoomed in pics cause they dont want you to see their FUPA or their belly. 

KNowing damn well i dont give a fuck. I knew you were fat before i asked for the pic. Run me that belly + fupa + clit combo meal

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Feeling a lot.. and saying nothing.

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If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.

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Pink like the inside of your, baby / Pink like the walls and the doors, maybe / Pink like your fingers in my, maybe / Pink is the truth you can’t hide / Pink like your tongue going round, baby / Pink like the sun going down, maybe / Pink like the holes in your heart, baby / Pink is my favourite part

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agentscarters:

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

Why do you think they deserve it

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking “Where’s my money?!”

So the math on this doesn’t quite work out the way it’s stated, but it still makes a pretty good point.

Jeff Bezos has a net worth of $127.3B.

There are about 554,000 homeless people in the United States.

So in order to give out $100k to each homeless person in the US, that’d cost $55.4B. Which, in the interest of accuracy and good math, is 43.5% of his income. So OP was off by a couple of orders of magnitude.

I said it still made a pretty good point though, right? Well, $127.3B - $55.4B = $71.9B. This would leave Bezos still about as rich as Mark Zuckerberg.

THE POOR MAN.

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